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It is rumoured that during the crusades when Richard the Lion Heart was confronted by a humble fisherman as to why Richard insisted on dancing at the mention of the word 'pilchard' he simply answered:
"No Sir, fish are not my area of expertise. Although I do love a good cod sandwich, would you like to try my
apple pie? My soft creamy and luxuriant piece of homemade pie delectably made with only the finest ingredients.
Having said that nothing compares the taste of
sauted goat scrotum
which was a wonderful and delicious innovation as I had become used to my normal din-dins of fava beans and fried brain. Aaah, life was a struggle when Hannibal Lector was your dad.
MetalGuru
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