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Thousands of years ago there was a young hero called Eddie.
But we all remembered his baby-sitter, especially when she used to turn up at school to collect him, because she must have been thirty stone but he was madly in love with her!
Her name was Rositatatata's stolen baby, and with one gaze from her under age eye balls, she was able to bewitch any passing animate object (or not for that matter) which is potentially one of the reasons why she was so cruelly taken from Rositatata early
, around about 3am, but then cruelly returned later, about teatime.
Funnily enough, for tea they we're having dog semen bortsch and this jogged my memory and reminded me of
the words of my dying uncle when he said 'there is only one thing wetter than water'. I never could figure out what that thing was....but I think it finally made sense.
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Rositatatata -
The Bishop of Southwark -
the butcher - walnutface
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