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The Sentence Game

©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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Years ago when I worked as a private eye in New York city, this rather hairied young woman came storming into my office and exclaimed they just fired me. Meet me at the coffee shop at lunch so we can talk. So I can tell you what a complete useless tit you are and that your smile makes me want to smash your fucking face in with a shovel then bury them in the yard. That'll teach 'em. And keep your fuckin' grimey hands off my titties, I'm pmsing and they're tender. So if you touch them again I'll throw you out. Got it?
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541600523 619981995 oh man too funny Fri, 20 Jul 07 07:07:02 PM
541600523 541600523 PERFECTION!!!! Fri, 20 Jul 07 07:08:14 PM
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