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Masturbation ain't what it used to be, this I know because my uncle told me several times while I sat on his lap when I was little. He would just smile, putting his hand on my knee socks and rolled them down slowly exposing my ankles. My ankles were his main objective. Because as a child he'd never been allowed to play with Kermit the frog and that explained his phobia to putting red things next to black things, but now everyone was left wondering how he was going to look climing naked out of the cupboard covered head to toe in red sequins & diamonds. Just like Liberace.
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505019063 541600523 fucking great!!!!! Fri, 20 Jul 07 05:55:20 PM
505019063 711941846 LOL!!!!! Fri, 20 Jul 07 05:55:48 PM
505019063 679971313 brilliant Fri, 20 Jul 07 05:57:53 PM
505019063 505019063 hahahaha! Fri, 20 Jul 07 06:03:16 PM
505019063 557720552 lol Mon, 13 Aug 07 03:29:03 PM
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