"too many fellows in the Bathroom" was a common conensus amongst the heirachy of the order of icthyologarchy

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"too many fellows in the Bathroom" was a common conensus amongst the heirachy of the order of icthyologarchy . Not knowing what this meant I decided to take refuge in hurling abuse at everyone in the meeting. \'Fuck Off\' I shouted directly into the face of my grandmother, who had come to give me some of her delicious cookies and a cheque for a hundred dollars. Grandma looked at me teary-eyed and said: "In order to safeguard your position and entitlement to benefits, it is important that you keep your contributions up to date and do not fall into arrears." and let out a monstrous fart. The fog cleared the room, so much the Prince of Wales thought he was back in London in the 1880's and was compelled to start slashing up whores. The first girl he spoke to who hit him on the side of his face with her mighty handbag. this made him mad again..he wanted only to punish her