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As the Queen passed down the Mall she saluted to the hundreds of Royal Guards all masturbating in tribute. "One does like a good wank in one's honour" he said to the Princess, but was so carried away with the idea of giving her a Spiderman that he swerved, crashing into a tunnel wall, splattering everyone. The insurance claim is still valid I belive but I doubt the shorts will fit any more. They had shrunk in the wash after being soiled with crusty semen, building up in layers as hard as concrete. It created a protective layer not unlike the thick, grey foreskin of the common Bonobo, which Ainsley Harriot claims makes a simply wonderful gravy-stock.
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  • Add 'As the Queen passed down the Mall she saluted to the hundreds of Royal Guards all masturbating in tribute.
  • Add 'As the Queen passed down the Mall she saluted to the hundreds of Royal Guards all masturbating in tribute.
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Raaaa Yown Greatness. Thu, 07 Dec 06 08:19:31 AM
Raaaa Raaaa Truly beautiful Thu, 07 Dec 06 08:20:03 AM
Raaaa Crowfeeder There goes my Harrods loyalty card... Thu, 07 Dec 06 11:17:27 AM
Raaaa eflatmajor great ending. rounds it all off quite nicely Thu, 07 Dec 06 12:14:55 PM
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