Dan was a sad little emo, he sat there all day cutting himself until he bled so much that his beige carpets looked like red wood, Dan became an emo

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Dan was a sad little emo, he sat there all day cutting himself until he bled so much that his beige carpets looked like red wood, Dan became an emo tional basketcase and had to be rushed to his analyst's house at once! Once there, Dan calmed down and told the entire story backwards, starting with the death of my mother it was terrible. Suddenly a man began stabbing my mother!! what!! the story was going from present to past!!! The little boy sat there crying, but as soon as his mates walked in they said "new flooring, mate?", the boy hid and told them to come back later, he closed the door and headed towards the kitchen. He was still preparing his gay skinny latte as the bullet smashed through the window and penetrated his girlfriend in one graceful motioin. Gorgeous!