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A man can never have too many pairs of clean kex.
Alas, I only have one pair and they have a large picture of homer simpson
composited onto bin Laden's body. He was holding a gun to his
protruding penical-cord. Terrified, all he could think to say was
so terrible that it would envoke horror in the minds of all who heard it. On speaking the first word, three people in the room collapsed in tachycardic heaps. I carried on
drinking my soup which up to now I'd failed to mention. It was a good soup. Heinz cream of tomato, and not the microwavable one either. If I eat enough of it my crap turns red and runny like blood. It upsets the nuns.
Yown
Ray Reardon
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The Bishop of Southwark