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A man can never have too many pairs of clean kex. Alas, I only have one pair and they have a large picture of homer simpson composited onto bin Laden's body. He was holding a gun to his protruding penical-cord. Terrified, all he could think to say was so terrible that it would envoke horror in the minds of all who heard it. On speaking the first word, three people in the room collapsed in tachycardic heaps. I carried on drinking my soup which up to now I'd failed to mention. It was a good soup. Heinz cream of tomato, and not the microwavable one either. If I eat enough of it my crap turns red and runny like blood. It upsets the nuns.
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The Bishop of Southwark Yown Joy! Thu, 07 Dec 06 08:31:43 AM
The Bishop of Southwark Yown I just laughed so hard MY crap turned red and ran runny. Thu, 07 Dec 06 08:32:16 AM
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