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Vacuuming his testes thoroughly, Frank came to the conclusion he should get out more. When still just a nipper, his favourite past-time had been
visiting the yogurt factory dressed as Al Sharpton. This would always invariably lead to
the kind of misunderstanding your wife could never understand... okay, so I was wearing my rubber gimp outfit whilst pumping my full fat cream into an Asda profiterole... you always ate them before.
Ever since the operation you've been acting queer.
Several dwarf's then burst in, everyone's pants were hastily removed and
Everything inside was found to be purple, and covered in more sticky sweet goo. Well, enough is enough! It was way past bed-time so three of us took rohypnol and shot the rest.
Raaaa
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