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There are only a few basic rules in chatting up your perfect women. First thing to say is "
simply nothing. What can one say but gently wisper into the anus of an untaimed stoat....come to daddy i want to cream your pants!
In fact I found a leathery suitcase under your bed filled with
marmalade
colored sandwiches. Then all hell broke loose as
in strode the busty landlady dragging behind her the last remaining shreds of the landlord's corpse, addled with age and used by the wench to perform hideous acts of extreme torture on his own shrivelled genitals.
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- The Cardinal
- Fluffy
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Harold Bishop -
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Elephant Glitter - crispy
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